By: Yeeyao Wong

Roasting marshmallows can be tiresome. So, if you are camping, you should find a way to roast marshmallows, fast. You should try out the new “Marshmallow Machine 2000.” The new machine can roast up to a hundred thousand marshmallows at once, due to its new 10-layer roasting platform. And the machine has way better performance than cooking on a fire! That’s because cooking on a fire is slow and it can only roast one marshmallow at a time, and it will burn… We will show you the comparisons!

Marshmallow Machine 2000 Fire

100000 at a time 1 at a time

10-layered 1-layered

Tiny Huge

Fast Very Slow…

This marshmallow machine is on sale for a limited time, from July 4 to December 25, at only $199.99! So, if you’re hungry, and you’re camping, you should definitely take this buddy with you every time!

Instructions:

Choose either low fire or high fire.

Low fire: Put marshmallows on wooden stick(s) and load on platforms. Turn on fire. Wait 15-25 minutes for your marshmallows to cook.

High fire: Put marshmallows on metal stick(s) and load on upper 7 platforms only. Turn on fire. Wait 10 seconds for your marshmallows to cook.

Warning: FIRE IS VERY HOT. STAY AWAY UNLESS WHEN TURNING OFF AND ON. WHEN USING HIGH FIRE, DO NOT PUT ON LOWER PLATFORMS, OR ELSE THE STICKS WILL BURN AND THE MACHINE WILL BREAK. KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN UNDER 6. THERE ARE NO LABELS ON THE MACHINE.

And even if you don’t camp, or eat marshmallows, this is a good way to earn a ton of money, and it’s for sale at only $199.99!