By: Yiling Sun

I was so excited for the day, it was better than gameplay.

I am going to the Great Wall, and it’s going to be great.

There is a super long slide, the tour guides say.

Oh, great!

We board the bus, and now we’re driving away.

It took the bus three hours to arrive, but that’s okay.

When we got off, the bus farted in my face.

I was tired when I walked, so my parents had to wait.

Oh, great!

We reached the top, and I was happy I just ate.

There’s a long line to the slide, but after that, I can play!

Oh, great!

It’s almost my turn to get onto the slide.

There are three people in front of me,

and one is taking a long time.

Hurry up, mate!

It suddenly starts to drizzle, the slide closes during rain!

Oh, great!

I was sad, and I was full of disdain.

We have no choice but to skip the slide for today.

On the bus, the rain was pouring down the whole way!

Oh, great, great, great!