1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10: Be a good kid.

-Sally

Dear Sally,
I’m twenty and afraid of the dark. What should I do? Should I consult a doctor or something?
-Unsure

Dear Unsure,
Nah, it’s fine. You’ll grow out of it.
-Sally

Dear Sally,
But that’s what you told me ten years ago!

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Dear Unsure,
Everybody’s afraid of the dark sometimes. Just give it time. You’ll grow out of it.
-Sally

Dear Sally,
Is sugar bad for dogs?
-iHeartDoggos

Dear iHeartDoggos,
I play an online game called PetCare and feed the dog jelly beans. So, no, sugar is not bad for dogs.
-Sally

Dear Sally,
Can I make my pencil do my homework for me? I’ve seen Harry Potter do stuff like that.
-SkoolKid

Dear SkoolKid,
Why don’t you ask Harry Potter that?
-Sally

Dear Sally,
My hair dryer won’t turn on. What should I do?
-Concerned

Dear Concerned,
Maybe you got some stuff stuck in it. Try dunking it in some water.
-Sally

Dear Sally,
Isn’t that what the tag on the dryer tells you not to do?
-Concerned

Dear Sally,
I’m not doing really well in math at school. Can you help?
-Academic

Dear Academic,
Try out my tutoring website at www.sallysmathhelp.com!
-Sally

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