By: Michael Xia

I went to the store ,

And bought some pork,

I got a fork ,

And sliced the pork,

I put it on a torch ,

But it flew to new york,

So I got my pitchfork,

And threw it at the pork,

But it hit a stork ,

So I went back to the store

To buy more pork

But I found a cow,

So I don’t need pork