By: Jerry Zhang
1.The dog stood on its hind legs and said, “Nobody will believe you.” The dog never spoke again.
2.After crossing the English Channel, the soldiers began their desperate charge across Normandy Beach with guns blazing. However, the year was not 1944, but 2024.
3.The axe struck my side: one chop, two chops, three, and “Timber!” Fifty years of work reduced to pieces in minutes.
4.Sarah was home alone when she received a call from an unknown number late at night but didn’t pick up. This left the serial killer quite confused.
5.… — … / … — … / … — …. It’s been 80 years since the submarine sank, but it keeps repeating the same message.
6.John and I were fleeing from the lunatic after exploring the deserted hospital for a silly YouTube video. Suddenly, John stopped and said, “Today’s video is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends, one of the biggest mobile role-playing games of 2024 and it’s totally free! “
7.As Lisa scrolled through her phone, she noticed a live video of her sitting in her living room. She was alone, or so she thought.
8.As the stars vanish one by one from the night sky, you realize they have been dead for eons. Only now have their last breaths reached us.
9.As you wake up on your 18th birthday, a notification appears on your phone: “Your complimentary breathing subscription has ended. Starting today, you will be billed $20 per month.”
10.The last petal drifts slowly in the wind leaving Earth = plantless. Humanity’s mark on the desolate planet will soon disappear as well.
Image Credit by Daniela Constantini